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RESIDENT EVIL: SURVIVOR

a bonechilling tale about waking up with amnesia only to find that everyone in your city, yourself included, spends all their time writing pages upon pages about how you're the guy who sucks

probably would've been seething if i got bamboozled into paying full price for this in the summer of 2000, but thankfully... i didn't. i played the majority of it while waiting on the oven, and as far as asking an hour of my time goes, i was perfectly entertained the whole way thru, regardless of its lack of credentials as a shooter, horror game, or resident evil

the room full of tyrants rules. reminds me of making custom maps in age of empires and planting down as many elephants as possible. love that this is canon.. hell yeah brother